September 18, 2008 - Thursday pee lady stew (read pee lady first

September 18, 2008 - Thursday

pee lady stew (read pee lady first)
Category: Life
My house was on the centre of the main street of the neighborhood (our house, in the middle of the street). it had most most land of the other lots, on any block & we ha a large backyard. the property was probably equal to about 1/3rd of an acre and even though my father's house is a 2 story colonial, we had the biggest backyard. we had a vegetable garden, an above ground pool with deck, several trees (3 birches, a willow, 4 large maples, and two flowering crab apples). in the back corner was a storage shed, tucked next to it was my husky, tasha's dog run, my sister's playhouse, and best of all was a play area.

my father had run over my swing set, crushing the tubes, with his lawn tractor. probally due to my mother, he had attached the swings and slide to the crabapple tree. my brother had a tetherball & we would kick it as we swang. we would clib the braches, to ontop the dog run, to ontop the shed. my dad could see us from his office & would band on the window.

the tractor had a trailor attachment, which he parked by the shed. we were not supposed to play with it, but did. often we would just sit in it, it would be a jail, a car, or a myriad of other things. when it rained, we would get into trouble for splashing in the retained water. in this we would make the aformentioned pee lady stew.

pee lady stew recipe:
*1 trailor of water
*all the yard onions you can pull without getting nauseous
*as many hadfuls of crab apples or blossoms as your 3 1/2 feet can reach
*pinecones & pine needles
*fallen fruit from the peach and plum trees in the sideyards
*any weeds or flowers that catch the eye. wheat like grasses are to be put in the front fork of an upside down bike and peddled, to make flour for bread
*random crack rock like pebbles from under the pool deck (important, as she feed this to her parrot & birds need rocks to digest their food, so don't get caught by my dad)
*any bones or body really, of birds, rabbits, mice/rats, and other small critters my husky caught
*wild mushrooms (don't eat!)
*wild strawberries (don't eat, the dog could had peed on them! all the more delicious for our lady)
*mulch from the flowerbeds, one skirtful will do
*any leftovers or rubbish from snacktime. any garbage really
*poop alex is good for picking it up with a large leaf from the kennel & flinging it in. it is a good ingrediant as per it starts with a "p"

trying not to get caught, break enough crab apple branches down for each child to have a stirring stick. stir for about ten minutes whilst emoting the weird sisters from macbeth. it is important to dunk andrew's hand, torso, face in it to see if it is done. this also imparts the child taste she craves. (you see this is a substitute for her main food, small children. she eats them. baby, the other, other white meat. we should had gotten a corperate sponsor and called it "pee lady stew-I can't belive it's not baby", but it would have to have a large purple p on it or she won't eat it)

after it is done, rachel's toys may be throw in, like a barbie or two, for garnish. after about 5 minuites of completion, it is impotant to dump the whole deal before she tells mom. mom will make us all sit on the upstairs steps until their parents come & i have voltron & my little pony to watch.

at this point, even though it is really on the ground, we would all swear she swept right in & gobbled it up. this would stave her off until the next rain fall.

shut up!!! like your childhood is any better







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