September 18, 2008 - Thursday the pee lady

September 18, 2008 - Thursday

the pee lady
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Life
when i was but a little jenn, my mother would baby-sit some of my cousins and see them on and off the bus. kelly & jennie went to a school in another district from me but, had a stop in my neighborhood.

their stop was at the corner from my house and just next to it was our protagonist, an old lady, probably a widow, with little or no family. she was rather reclusive & seemed miserable. she wouldn't give us the time of day. everyone else thought we were wonderful, so she had to be a weirdo, right?

her house was yellow; the color of pee when it is very diluted from drinking at the water fountain waaay past your turn. her car, an old plymoth, had a bronze metalflake paint job, like the color of pee when you were dehydrated & held your piss in a bit. she would scurry about, in a creepy, howard hughes like manner & seemed a bit unclean. from this we decided she was the pee lady.

Since she wouldn't give us the time of day, we were even more curious of her & began to spy. each mission had a thrilling report. all items she owned, like the car, started with p. we swore we saw a parrot, a poodle & she was a practicing pirate & would wear an eye patch (hey it had "p" in it). items she did own that did not have "p" in the start of the name, would have a p added on it in purple paint (double p again!). She ate papaya, permisons, parsips, popcorn & all manner of p foods that she would buy from pathmark, but the most notable was pee lady stew.


Currently watching:
Shortbus (Unrated Edition)
Release date: 2007-03-13