Monday, January 2, 2012

Moving blog

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/specialpets
I found this easier, sorry.

In case it does not link, here it is again, tumblr.

I'm so Tired

Can not sleep again.  Much on my mind and let's face it, I never slept well.  Never.  All I would ever do is read when I was small.

Now I am older, it doesn't work as well.  Sometimes I can get my brain to shut off or just simmer down to a dull roar so I can get a few hours. 

Meh.  Something is bound to give.  Video and lyrics are below.  More than appropriate for today. 

Fugazi-I'm so Tired

"out here i can barely see my breath surrounded by jealousy and death i can't be reached, only had one call dragged underneath, separate from you all

this time i've lost my own return in spite of everything i've learned i hid my tracks, spit out all my air slipped into cracks, stripped of all my cares

i'm so tired sheep are counting me no more struggle, no more energy no more patient and you can write that down it's all too crazy and i'm not sticking round"


Sunday, January 1, 2012

Restart of blog

New Year's is the time for resolutions and shite, but I never had been resolute.  Pretty much existentialist here.  Eat, live and make merry, for tomorrow we die.  Why self improve?

I have let my drawing and much of my creative process die.  High school votech and art school has made me hate even sketching.  This pisses me off completely.  I dislike that I let others influence me and taken away the one joy I had in childhood.  I let years of practice slip by me.

Not a resolution, but as a convienient start date, I decided I could use my blog, which I mainly ignored this year and do a daily comic or something.  I will also write about it, forcing me to excercise both. 
As I can photograph a piece of paper, if away from a scanner and I have a blogger app on my phone, there should be no excuse.  Bare min. of four panels daily.  Sounds easy, right?  RIGHT?  RIIIIGGGHHTTT!?!

Dear jebus...


Thursday, September 16, 2010

October 10, 2008 - Friday One Country’s Table Scraps, Another Country’s Meal

October 10, 2008 - Friday

One Country’s Table Scraps, Another Country’s Meal
Current mood: awake
One Country's Table Scraps, Another Country's Meal

Bill Marsh and Kari Haskell/The New York Times; Photograph by Tony Cenicola/The New York Times
Into the Trash It Goes A family of four's monthly share of American food waste. View full graphic.

By ANDREW MARTIN
Published: May 18, 2008
Grocery bills are rising through the roof. Food banks are running short of donations. And food shortages are causing sporadic riots in poor countries through the world.


Food, a Shrinking Burden
You'd never know it if you saw what was ending up in your landfill. As it turns out, Americans waste an astounding amount of food — an estimated 27 percent of the food available for consumption, according to a government study — and it happens at the supermarket, in restaurants and cafeterias and in your very own kitchen. It works out to about a pound of food every day for every American.

Grocery stores discard products because of spoilage or minor cosmetic blemishes. Restaurants throw away what they don't use. And consumers toss out everything from bananas that have turned brown to last week's Chinese leftovers. In 1997, in one of the few studies of food waste, the Department of Agriculture estimated that two years before, 96.4 billion pounds of the 356 billion pounds of edible food in the United States was never eaten. Fresh produce, milk, grain products and sweeteners made up two-thirds of the waste. An update is under way.

The study didn't account for the explosion of ready-to-eat foods now available at supermarkets, from rotisserie chickens to sandwiches and soups. What do you think happens to that potato salad and meatloaf at the end of the day?

A more recent study by the Environmental Protection Agency estimated that Americans generate roughly 30 million tons of food waste each year, which is about 12 percent of the total waste stream. All but about 2 percent of that food waste ends up in landfills; by comparison, 62 percent of yard waste is composted.

The numbers seem all the more staggering now, given the cost of groceries and the emerging food crisis abroad.

After President Bush said recently that India's burgeoning middle class was helping to push up food prices by demanding better food, officials in India complained that not only do Americans eat too much — if they slimmed down to the weight of middle-class Indians, said one, "many people in sub-Saharan Africa would find food on their plate" — but they also throw out too much food.

And consider this: the rotting food that ends up in landfills produces methane, a major source of greenhouse gases.

America's Second Harvest — The Nation's Food Bank Network, a group of more than 200 food banks, reports that donations of food are down 9 percent, but the number of people showing up for food has increased 20 percent. The group distributes more than two billion pounds of donated and recovered food and consumer products each year.

The problem isn't unique to the United States.

In England, a recent study revealed that Britons toss away a third of the food they purchase, including more than four million whole apples, 1.2 million sausages and 2.8 million tomatoes. In Sweden, families with small children threw out about a quarter of the food they bought, a recent study there found.

And most distressing, perhaps, is that in some parts of Africa a quarter or more of the crops go bad before they can be eaten. A study presented last week to the United Nations Commission on Sustainable Development found that the high losses in developing nations "are mainly due to a lack of technology and infrastructure" as well as insect infestations, microbial growth, damage and high temperatures and humidity.

For decades, wasting food has fallen into the category of things that everyone knows is a bad idea but that few do anything about, sort of like speeding and reapplying sunscreen. Didn't your mother tell you to eat all the food on your plate?

Food has long been relatively cheap, and portions were increasingly huge. With so much news about how fat everyone was getting — 66 percent of adult Americans are overweight or obese, according to 2003-04 government health survey — there was a compelling argument to be made that it was better to toss the leftover deep-dish pizza than eat it again the next day.

For cafeterias, restaurants and supermarkets, it was just as easy to toss food that wasn't sold into trash bins than to worry about somebody getting sick from it. And then filing a lawsuit.

"The path of least resistance is just to chuck it," said Jonathan Bloom, who started a blog last year called wastedfood.com that tracks the issue.

Of course, eliminating food waste won't solve the problems of world hunger and greenhouse-gas pollution. But it could make a dent in this country and wouldn't require a huge amount of effort or money. The Department of Agriculture estimated that recovering just 5 percent of the food that is wasted could feed four million people a day; recovering 25 percent would feed 20 million people.

The Department of Agriculture said it was updating its figures on food waste and officials there weren't yet able to say if the problem has gotten better or worse.

In many major cities, including New York, food rescue organizations do nearly all the work for cafeterias and restaurants that are willing to participate. The food generally needs to be covered and in some cases placed in a freezer. Food rescue groups pick it up. One of them, City Harvest, collects excess food each day from about 170 establishments in New York.

Food, a Shrinking Burden
"We're not talking about table scraps," said Joel Berg, executive director of the New York City Coalition Against Hunger, explaining the types of wasted food that is edible. "We're talking about a pan of lasagna that was never served."

For food that isn't edible, a growing number of states and cities are offering programs to donate it to livestock farmers or to compost it. In Massachusetts, for instance, the state worked with the grocery industry to create a program to set aside for composting food that can't be used by food banks.

"The great part about this is grocers save money on their garbage bill and they contribute a product to composting," said Kate M. Krebs, executive director of the National Recycling Coalition, who calls the wasting of food "the most wrenching issue of our day."

The City of San Francisco is turning food waste from residents and restaurants into tons of compost a day. The city has structured its garbage collection system so that it provides incentives for recycling and composting.

There are also efforts to cut down on the amount of food that people pile on their plates. A handful of restaurant chains including T.G.I. Friday's are offering smaller portions. And a growing number of college cafeterias have eliminated trays, meaning students have to carry their food to a table rather than loading up a tray.

"It's sort of one of the ideas you read about and think, 'Why didn't I think of that?' " Mr. Bloom said.

The federal government tried once before, during the Clinton administration, to get the nation fired up about food waste, but the effort was discontinued by the Bush administration. The secretary of agriculture at the time, Dan Glickman, created a program to encourage food recovery and gleaning, which means collecting leftover crops from farm fields.

He assigned a member of his staff, Mr. Berg, to oversee the program, and Mr. Berg spent the next several years encouraging farmers, schools, hospitals and companies to donate extra crops and food to feeding charities. A Good Samaritan law was passed by Congress that protected food donors from liability for donating food and groceries, spurring more donations.

"We made a dent," said Mr. Berg, now at the New York City hunger group. "We reduced waste and increased the amount of people being fed. It wasn't a panacea, but it helped."

With the current food crisis, it seems possible that the issue of food waste might have more traction this time around.

Mr. Bloom said he was encouraged by the increasing Web chatter about saving money on food, something that used to be confined to the "frugal mommy blogs."

"The fundamental thing that I'm fighting against is, 'why should I care? I paid for it,' " Mr. Bloom said. "The rising prices are really an answer to that."

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October 10, 2008 - Friday Old nylons, new uses

October 10, 2008 - Friday

Old nylons, new uses
Current mood: awake
Old nylons, new uses
By Huddler's Green Home Community Posted Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:04pm PDT



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We dedicate this to all our stockings that have bit the dust.



Many women have felt the frustration of being all dressed up when disaster strikes -- a run in your nylons. Maybe it's small and in an inconspicuous spot and can be salvaged with clear nail polish.

But if the run is beyond hope, here are some great alternative uses for your damaged stockings.

Nylons can:

Tie up things, like plants that need to be staked.
Filter old paint from one can into a new can. Just stretch the nylon across the top of the new can and pour the old paint through it. It will filter out lumps and dried paint.
Store scraps of soap. Collect enough pieces, and tie the stocking off. It will made a good soap scrubber
Protecting very small items, like handkerchiefs and doilies, in the washing machine and dryer (low temp). They may need ironing afterward, but lace trim and hem-stitching will be safe from the zippers and rivets of other clothes, and they won't find their way into the lint trap.
Be made into sachets ... put in some lavender flowers, cedar chips, or your favorite potpourri; tie a knot; cut above the knot; repeat up the leg and then toss the little bundles in drawers, shoe boxes, the pockets of stored coats ... wherever.
Remove cat hair from furniture. Pull the stocking over your hand, and wipe down your couches and chairs. It creates static and the hairs come right up.
Find lost contact lenses, earrings, or other such tiny items. Put the stocking over the end of the vacuum hose and gently vacuum the area where the item was dropped.
Repel deer and other animals from your garden. They hate the smell of humans, so you can use nylons with ivory soap staked in the garden to keep the deer away.
Shine shoes like the best of them.
"Scrub" silver, Plexiglas, and other easily scratched surfaces.
Store things like screws, nails, nuts, etc. Pour the items into the stocking, tie it off and hang it over a work table.
Be attached to the discharge hose of your washing machine to catch lint before it goes down the drain and clogs pipes.
Be pulled over a yardstick to dust under the fridge, washer, dryer, or under any hard to reach area.
Be used like a bungee cord to tie things down. Keep an old pair in your car trunk.
Become a pet toy -- for cats, fill the nylon foot with pieces of old fabric, then tie off the opening. Add a bit of catnip for an extra treat. For dogs, put a tennis ball in an old stocking and tie a knot.
Apply varnish or finish in the hard-to-reach places where a brush won't fit.
Keep kids warm -- on extra cold days, use clean old stockings as mitten liners for children. They are ideal because they can provide warmth at least up to the elbow.
Keep kids entertained -- nylons can be used to make a crafty seed sprouting creature.
Bind piles of newspapers and magazines. Cut the top of a pair of nylons off and voila! You have a large rubber band.
Reduce your heating bill. Make a stocking snake to prevent drafts by filling the leg of a nylon with sand and tie the end shut. Place at the bottom of the door to prevent cold air from seeping inside.
Haul around small toys, like action figures. This works great for road trips.
Replace expensive stuffing in homemade pillows or dolls. When the stuffed toy wears out, you can take the nylons out and use them again.
Protect shoes from scuffing while traveling. Store one shoe in each leg of the nylons.
Create an outdoor hand-washing station. Put a bar of soap into an old nylon and tie it to an outdoor faucet. If you don't have a convenient outdoor tap, an old laundry detergent container can be filled up with water. Tie the soap to the handle. You can use a hammer to poke a hole near the bottom of the container, and stick a golf tee inside to create a lower level of water flow. Now you can wash your hands after gardening, walking the dog, and playing or working outside.
Be used to create a non-slip bar of soap for kids' bath time. Put the bar of soap into the nylon, and tie off the edges. Cut off any tail. This makes the soap have better grip for kids.
Be used as a disposable headband. Cut the nylon across the leg to create circles. In a pinch they can also be used as hair bands for ponytails.
Be turned into an inexpensive softball that won't hurt kids or your furniture. Stuff an old stocking with other old pairs of nylons, and sew the top closed.
Scrub your back when you can't reach -- place a bar of soap in the middle of a stocking, and tie off both ends. Now you can grab each end of the stocking and seesaw your back clean.
Help someone with a broken arm or leg get dressed. Cut the foot part off of a stocking, and stretch it over the cast. This nylon will keep clothing from getting caught on the cast.
Make you rich quick -- go to a bank, pull the nylons over your head and ... um … maybe not. ;)


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October 9, 2008 - Thursday jaden needs glasses

October 9, 2008 - Thursday

jaden needs glasses
Current mood: blah
Category: Life
so i just got back from jaden's optometrist's appointment and it has been confirmed that he is farsighted (in other words he needs glasses to read his book, not the board).

in jay and my families, all eye disorders run rampant. i just would never guess jaden cos he can spot spongebob on a cheese package from one side of wal*mart to the other.

the teachers and doctors guess that he will do better in school & his behavor will improve cos he can see, but i know this runs deeper. adhd with delayed learning doesn't get healed with glasses. i have adhd, ocd, and acellerated learning & glasses did not control my behavior. i still think jaden needs to sit on his own with the same if not more 1 on 1 time with his teacher or aide. the kids sit at island tables of like 6 kids and it is more than his attention can handle.

i am glad his vision will be in check in 2 weeks when he gets his glasses in & i will try to post some pics of him with them on. i am just not looking forward to the teachers complaining again. it's hard to get decent schooling for your kid when they have learning disabilities here. some schools only offer a tidbit of occupational therapy. the private and charter schools won't take them as they say they are not equipped and take away from the other kids learning. the general consensus i seem to get is i should dope him up on pills and get him to shut up. i am close to caving, but i know if he is listless, he is not learning either, so i rather not have the chemically enhanced jaden.

one of these days i'm gonna hit the fucking power-ball & get him a private tutor...
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October 9, 2008 - Thursday "famous" people fom Delaware

October 9, 2008 - Thursday

"famous" people fom Delaware
Current mood: awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
A
John Andrews (1746–1813), minister and academic

[edit] B
Phineas Banning (1830–1885), businessman and general
Alice M. Batchelder (born 1944), attorney and jurist
Joseph R. "Joe" Biden, Jr. (born 1942), Delaware's U.S. Senator (1972-present) and the 2008 Democratic candidate for Vice President
Sheena Benton (born 1982), Miss Delaware USA 2005
Valerie Bertinelli (born 1960), actress; born in Claymont
Cedella Booker (Born 1926-2008), Mother of late the reggae singer Bob Marley, Born in Jamaica; Lived in Delaware from 196?-76
Nicole Bosso (born 1986), Miss Delaware USA 2007
Charles Brandt, former chief deputy attorney general of Delaware and author
Dennis Brockenborough, trombone player for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Colin Burns, (born 1982), professional soccer player in Sweden, plays for Ljungskile SK; born in Newark, Delaware
William Sharp Bush (17??–1812), U.S. Marine Corps officer during War of 1812; born in Wilmington

[edit] C
Joseph M. Carey (1845–1924), lawyer, rancher, judge, politician; born in Milton
Joe Carnahan (born 1969), film director; born in Delaware
Matthew Michael Carnahan, screenwriter
John W. Causey (1841–1908), farmer and politician; born in Milford
Alfred D. Chandler, Jr. (born 1918), professor of business history at Harvard Business School; born in Guyencourt
Anne Rogers Clark (1929–2006), dog breeder and trainer
John M. Clayton (1796–1856), former U.S. Senator and Secretary of State
Ashley Coleman (born 1981), Miss Teen USA 1999
Joseph P. Comegys (1813–1893), lawyer and politician from Dover
Charles "Tarzan" Cooper (1907–1980), professional basketball player
Thomas Cooper (1764–1829) lawyer and politician, former U.S. Representative from Delaware
R. Crumb (born 1943), artist and illustrator; lived in Milford
Elisha D. Cullen (1799–1862), lawyer and politician, former U. S. Representative from Delaware

[edit] D
Jessica Darlin (born 1976), former porn star; born in Wilmington
Delino DeShields (born 1969), former Major League Baseball player; born in Seaford
Philemon Dickinson (1739–1809), Continental Congressman from Delaware
Dave Douglas, professional golfer in the 1940s and 1950s
Victor Marie du Pont (1767–1827), member of the Delaware General Assembly
Charles I. du Pont (1797–1869), manufacturer and politician
Sara Dylan (born 1939), first wife of singer-songwriter Bob Dylan; born in Wilmington

[edit] E
Mark Eaton (born 1977), professional ice hockey player; born in Wilmington
General Richard H. Ellis (1919–1989), commander in chief of the Strategic Air Command; born in Laurel
Raúl Esparza (born 1970), actor; born in Wilmington
Oliver Evans (1755–1819), inventor; born in Newport

[edit] F
* Jennifer Fitzgerald (born Huffman, on March 22, 1979)

Wayne Franklin (born 1974), professional baseball player; born in Wilmington

[edit] G
Thomas Garrett (1789–1871), abolitionist and leader in the Underground Railroad
Commodore John P. Gillis (1803–1873), officer in the United States Navy; born in Wilmington
Joseph (Joey) Graham (born 1982), professional basketball player; born in Wilmington
Dallas Green (born 1934), former pitcher, manager, and executive in Major League Baseball; born in Newport

[edit] H
Willard Hall (1780–1875), lawyer, politician, served inDelaware General Assembly; from Wilmington
Orien Harris (born 1983), professional football player; born in Newark
Walt Hazzard (born 1942), college, Olympic and professional basketball player; college basketball coach; born in Wilmington
Henry Heimlich (born 1920), physician, invented the Heimlich Maneuver; born in Wilmington
Anthony Higgins (1840–1912), lawyer, Civil War veteran, U.S. Senator from Delaware
General Thomas Holcomb (1879–1965), 17th Commandant of the United States Marine Corps; born in New Castle
Cisco Houston (1918–1961), folk singer closely associated with Woody Guthrie; born in Wilmington
John Hunn (1818–1894), farmer and abolitionist; from Odessa
Doug Hutchison (born 1960), actor; born in Dover

[edit] J
Kensey Johns, Jr. (1791–1857), U.S. Representative from Delaware
Eldridge R. Johnson (1867–1945), co-created the Victor Talking Machine Company, born in Wilmington
Commodore Jacob Jones (1768–1850), officer in the U.S. Navy; born near Smyrna

[edit] K
Dyre Kearney (died 1791), lawyer, delegate for Delaware to the Continental Congress; from Dover
Pat Kenney (born 1968), professional wrestler (stage name: Simon Diamond); born in Wilmington
Patrick Kerr (born 1956), television actor; born in Wilmington

[edit] L
Isaac Lea (1792–1886), conchologist, geologist, business man; born in Wilmington
Leach, Ethel Pennewill Brown (1878-1959), artist
Judith LeClair (born 1958), bassoonist (New York Philharmonic), of faculty of Juilliard School; from Newark
John Bernard "Hans" Lobert (1881–1968), Major League Baseball player,, coach, manager and scout; born in Wilmington

[edit] M
John Mabry (born 1970), professional baseball player; born in Wilmington
Thomas MacDonough
Eleazer McComb
Marshall Kirk McKusick
Kevin Mench
John J. Milligan
Hugh M. Morris

[edit] N
Daniel Nathans

[edit] O
John W. O'Daniel
Montell Owens

[edit] P
William Jackson Palmer
John Patten (1746–1800), farmer and politician from Dover, former U.S. Representative
William Peery
Ryan Phillippe (born 1974), actor; born in New Castle
Teri Polo (born 1969), actress; born in Dover
Howard Pyle

[edit] R
Judge Reinhold (born 1957), actor; born in Wilmington
Eugene Reybold
Thomas Rodney
David Roselle
Cynthia Rothrock

[edit] S
Mary Ann Shadd (1823–1893), educator, newspaper publisher, abolitionist and suffragist; born in Wilmington
Chris Short
Elisabeth Shue (born 1963), actress; born in Wilmington
Melanie Sloan
Thomas Alfred Smyth
Ian Snell
Presley Spruance
Brian Steckel
Susan Stroman (born 1954), choreographer, director; born in Wilmington
James Sykes (1725–1792), lawyer, served in Delaware General Assembly and Continental Congress; from Dover
Dave Sheridan (born 1969), actor

[edit] T
Sean Patrick Thomas (born 1970), actor; born in Wilmington
Jim Thompson (born 1906), businessman; born in Greenville
George Thorogood (born 1951), blues-rock musician; from Wilmington
James Tilton (1745–1822), physician, soldier, delegate in the Continental Congress; from Dover

[edit] V
James C. Van Sice, Rear Admiral in the U.S. Coast Guard; born in Wilmington

[edit] W
Herta Ware (1917–2005), actress and political activist; born in Wilmington
Johnny Weir (born 1984), figure skater, three-time U.S. national champion; resides in Newark
Samuel Wharton (1732–1800), merchant and politician from Dover, served as a Continental Congressman from Delaware.
Kathleen Widdoes (born 1939), actress; born in Wilmington
Thomas Wynne (1627–1691), physician, Justice of Sussex County from 1687–1691

[edit] Y
Cori Yarckin (born 1982), actress and singer; born in Seaford

[edit] Z
Aleksandra Ziółkowska Boehm (born 1949), writer of Polish origin, lives in Wilmington
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October 3, 2008 - Friday i thought a fish was a new prison bitch...

October 3, 2008 - Friday

i thought a fish was a new prison bitch...
Current mood: apathetic
Category: News and Politics
OCTOBER 2, 2008
Mackerel Economics in Prison
Leads to Appreciation for Oily Fillets
Packs of Fish Catch On as Currency, Former Inmates Say; Officials Carp
By JUSTIN SCHECK
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When Larry Levine helped prepare divorce papers for a client a few years ago, he got paid in mackerel. Once the case ended, he says, "I had a stack of macks."

Mr. Levine and his client were prisoners in California's Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex. Like other federal inmates around the country, they found a can of mackerel -- the "mack" in prison lingo -- was the standard currency.


Larry Levine

"It's the coin of the realm," says Mark Bailey, who paid Mr. Levine in fish. Mr. Bailey was serving a two-year tax-fraud sentence in connection with a chain of strip clubs he owned. Mr. Levine was serving a nine-year term for drug dealing. Mr. Levine says he used his macks to get his beard trimmed, his clothes pressed and his shoes shined by other prisoners. "A haircut is two macks," he says, as an expected tip for inmates who work in the prison barber shop.

There's been a mackerel economy in federal prisons since about 2004, former inmates and some prison consultants say. That's when federal prisons prohibited smoking and, by default, the cigarette pack, which was the earlier gold standard.

Prisoners need a proxy for the dollar because they're not allowed to possess cash. Money they get from prison jobs (which pay a maximum of 40 cents an hour, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons) or family members goes into commissary accounts that let them buy things such as food and toiletries. After the smokes disappeared, inmates turned to other items on the commissary menu to use as currency.

Books of stamps were one easy alternative. "It was like half a book for a piece of fruit," says Tony Serra, a well-known San Francisco criminal-defense attorney who last year finished nine months in Lompoc on tax charges. Elsewhere in the West, prisoners use PowerBars or cans of tuna, says Ed Bales, a consultant who advises people who are headed to prison. But in much of the federal prison system, he says, mackerel has become the currency of choice.

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Mackerel supplier Global Source Marketing Inc. says demand from prisons has grown since 2004. In recent years, demand has switched from cans -- which wardens don't like because inmates can turn them into makeshift knives -- to plastic-and-foil pouches of mackerel fillets, says Jon Linder, a vice president at supplier Power Commissary Inc., in Bohemia, N.Y.

Mackerel is hot in prisons in the U.S., but not so much anywhere else, says Mark Muntz, president of Global Source, which imports fillets of the oily, dark-fleshed fish from Asian canneries. Mr. Muntz says he's tried marketing mackerel to discount retailers. "We've even tried 99-cent stores," he says. "It never has done very well at all, regardless of the retailer, but it's very popular in the prisons."

Outstripping the Tuna
Mr. Muntz says he sold more than $1 million of mackerel for federal prison commissaries last year. It accounted for about half his commissary sales, he says, outstripping the canned tuna, crab, chicken and oysters he offers.

Unlike those more expensive delicacies, former prisoners say, the mack is a good stand-in for the greenback because each can (or pouch) costs about $1 and few -- other than weight-lifters craving protein -- want to eat it.

So inmates stash macks in lockers provided by the prison and use them to buy goods, including illicit ones such as stolen food and home-brewed "prison hooch," as well as services, such as shoeshines and cell cleaning.

Associated Press
Freshly fished mackerels.

The Bureau of Prisons views any bartering among prisoners as fishy. "We are aware that inmates attempt to trade amongst themselves items that are purchased from the commissary," says bureau spokeswoman Felicia Ponce in an email. She says guards respond by limiting the amount of goods prisoners can stockpile. Those who are caught bartering can end up in the "Special Housing Unit" -- an isolation area also known as the "hole" -- and could lose credit they get for good behavior.

For that reason -- and since communications between inmates and nonprisoners are monitored by prison officials -- current inmates can't discuss mackerel transactions without risking discipline, say several lawyers and consultants who represent incarcerated clients.

Ethan Roberts knows about mackerel discipline first hand. Mr. Roberts, who was released in 2007 after serving eight years on a methamphetamine charge at prisons including the La Tuna Federal Correctional Institution in Texas, says he got busted for various piscine transactions. "I paid gambling debts" with mackerel, he says. "One time I bought cigarettes for a friend who was in the hole."

Mr. Roberts and other ex-inmates say some prisoners make specially prepared food with items from the prison kitchen and sell it for mackerel.

"I knew a guy who would buy ingredients and use the microwaves to cook meals. Then people used mack to buy it from him," says Jonson Miller, an adjunct history professor at Drexel University in Philadelphia who spent two months in federal prison after being arrested at a protest on federal property.

Mr. Miller was released in 2003, when prisoners were getting ready for cigarettes to be phased out, and says inmates then were already moving to mackerel.

Since the Pensacola Federal Prison Camp commissary in Florida was only open one day a week, some inmates would run a "prison 7-Eleven" out of their lockers, reselling commissary items at a premium in exchange for mackerel, says Bill Bailey, who served three months last year on a computer-hacking charge. "I knew one guy who would actually pay rent to use half of another guy's locker because his locker wasn't large enough to store all his inventory," he says.

Big Haul
The Pensacola lockers, at about 4 feet high, could store plenty of macks, he says, a good thing for inmates who played poker, since a winning hand could result in a big haul. A spokeswoman for Pensacola said prison authorities discipline inmates who are caught bartering. At Lompoc, says spokeswoman Katie Shinn, guards "are not aware of such a problem with mackerel." When officials do catch inmates bartering, she says, punishments can include a loss of commissary privileges or moving to a less desirable cell.

There are other threats to the mackerel economy, says Mr. Linder, of Power Commissary. "There are shortages world-wide, in terms of the catch," he says. Combined with the weak dollar, that's led to a surging mack. Now, he says, a pouch of mackerel sells for more than $1 in most commissaries.

Another problem with mackerel is that once a prisoner's sentence is up, there's little to do with it -- the fish can't be redeemed for cash, and has little value on the outside. As a result, says Mr. Levine, prisoners approaching their release must either barter or give away their stockpiles.

That's what Mr. Levine did when he got out of prison last year. Since then, he's set up a consulting business offering advice to inmates and soon-to-be prisoners. He consults on various matters, such as how to request facility transfers and how to file grievances against wardens.

It's similar to the work he provided fellow inmates when he was in prison. But now, he says, "I get paid in American dollars."

Currently playing:
Zombies Ate My Neighbors

October 3, 2008 - Friday Watchmen movie

October 3, 2008 - Friday

Watchmen movie
Current mood: chipper
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Sneak peek at the upcoming 'Watchmen' film
By DERRIK J. LANG, AP Entertainment Writer 4 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES — Who watched some of "Watchmen"?

Select members of the press. That's who.

Director Zack Snyder previewed and discussed three scenes from his upcoming graphic novel adaptation Wednesday. The film is based on Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' award-winning graphic novel of the same name about a group of subversive superheroes in hiding.

Snyder, who directed "300," said the movie was originally slated to be set in modern times and explained how he slowly persuaded studio Warner Bros. to stay true to the graphic novel's alternate 1985 setting, where Richard Nixon remains president and outlaws superheroes.

"I was like, 'What if we just set it back a little further, like 1990?'" said Snyder. "And then we just said that 1985 is cooler because then it would be more of a period movie. That was how, for me anyway, I got as much of the graphic novel back in."

Snyder began the preview — spoiler alert! — with the first 12 minutes of the film. The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is watching TV when a shadowy figure breaks into his apartment, attacking and eventually throwing him through a window to a bloody death below.

The opening credit montage detailed the early history of "Watchmen" characters from the 1930s to the 1970s. The montage featured the original Minutemen characters including Silhouette (Apollonia Vanova), who was killed alongside her girlfriend in the 1940s.

Next, Snyder showed a sequence detailing the origin of Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup), which began with the blue superhero standing on Mars recalling his love affair with a fellow physicist and the experiment that transformed him into a matter-bending superbeing.

The final scene previewed focused on the second incarnations of Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman) and Nite Owl (Patrick Wilson) breaking into a prison to rescue fellow superhero Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) immediately after the duo had sex in Nite Owl's ship.

"Watchmen" is scheduled to tick into movie theaters March 6, 2009, but the film's release could be in jeopardy because of a lawsuit filed earlier this year by Twentieth Century Fox, which claims to have the rights to distribute a film based on the graphic novel.

"We're just working on the movie," Snyder said of the lawsuit. "I'm not a lawyer, so it's hard for me to comment on that. I probably shouldn't, I guess. We've just been forging ahead. If they wanted to come and stop us, I guess they would, but they haven't yet."

Snyder was also adamant that since no more "Watchmen" source material exists from the graphic novel, a sequel or prequel to his "Watchman" — currently clocking in at a beefy 2-hour-and-43-minute running time — could never be created. At least not one he'd direct.

"There can't be a sequel," said Snyder when asked about rumored sequel clauses in actors' contracts. "There won't be prequel. Not with me involved in it, anyway. They might be able to find someone to do it, but it won't be me. That's crazy talk."

Currently reading:
Watchmen
By Alan Moore

September 30, 2008 - Tuesday palin again...

September 30, 2008 - Tuesday

palin again...
Current mood: blah
Category: News and Politics
September 24, 2008 | Issue 44•39

Point
Gov. Palin Has No Foreign Policy Experience, Refuses To Acknowledge Global Warming, And Supports The War In Iraq
By Roger Hobaugh, Concerned Citizen



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There may be no better word to describe John McCain's vice presidential pick than "ridiculous."

After months of criticizing Sen. Obama for his inexperience with foreign policy, McCain has chosen quite possibly the least experienced woman in politics to serve as his second-in-command. How little experience does Palin have, you ask? She was a part-time mayor of a tiny Alaska town and then governor of one of the least populous states in the union for less than two years. Palin has never met with any foreign leaders of any kind—in fact, she only applied for a U.S. passport last year!

In this time of international turmoil, how could McCain, a man who would become the oldest candidate ever elected, select a novice like Palin knowing she would be one heartbeat away from having to step into the presidency and protect our nation? The mere notion that Palin is even remotely equipped to manage the ongoing war on terror is an out-and-out fantasy dreamt up by the Republican party to disguise why they really selected her: to attract female and evangelical voters in a desperate attempt to win the election at any cost—even if it means sacrificing our nation's security.

McCain has chosen for his running mate a woman who is so set in the past that she supports abstinence-only education despite its failure among her own children; a woman who claims she is not convinced that global warming is a serious issue. Palin has time and again supported needless and ecologically destructive drilling in Alaska's wildlife reserves—drilling that McCain himself is ardently opposed to—yet offers no plan for the very real and proven threat of climate change, despite the danger it poses to her home state.

Perhaps the most frightening prospect of putting Palin in the White House is her continued support of the failing war in Iraq—a war she called "a task that is from God." Electing Sarah Palin and John McCain in November will no doubt prolong this costly and unwinnable conflict, which every day claims the lives of more American troops and sinks our country further into debt.

Palin is not a bold new choice for America. I have no doubt she will provide the same type of irresponsible and flat-out dangerous leadership we've seen from President Bush for the past eight years. That is, if she provides any leadership at all.


Counterpoint
Please Keep Your Voice Down, My Poor Retarded Child Is Sleeping
By Gov. Sarah Palin, Republican Vice Presidential Nominee


Shhhh!

Could you please stop tearing apart my record so loudly? I just put my special needs child down for a nap. You remember my poor, Down syndrome baby, don't you? The developmentally disabled child I carried to term despite knowing that he had special needs? The child who would be helpless without my constant care and attention? Well, he's just nodded off, and if you continue to provide such damning evidence of my inexperience in both foreign and domestic policy, you'll wake him.

You wouldn't want him to start crying, would you?

It's very rude of you to keep pointing out the myriad reasons I am unfit to be the governor of Alaska, much less vice president of the United States of America, when you know my Down syndrome–afflicted son is trying to get some much-needed rest. If you wanted to question my qualifications as a leader, you should have thought of that sooner, like, say, before I gave birth to a retarded child who would probably starve to death if I weren't so selflessly and courageously dedicated to him.

Actually, he'll probably be sleeping for a while, so maybe it would be best if you came back later. Perhaps this afternoon, or in a couple of months. It's just that he gets so tired having to struggle with even the simplest tasks that you and I take for granted. Because my special needs son has Down syndrome, you see. My child has Down syndrome. And, as the mother of a baby with Down syndrome, I would appreciate it if you stopped bringing up my nonexistent energy plan while he sleeps there, like an angel.

My beautiful, special needs angel.

I assure you, I have every intention of responding to your claims. Sarah Palin does not run from a challenge. Like the challenge of raising a child with Down syndrome. That's what I've been doing for five months now, and let me tell you, it is hard work. But I wouldn't trade a moment of it for anything in the world, not even for more time to respond to the gaping holes you've just punched in my candidacy. Did I mention he has Down syndrome?

Now, if you'll please back away quietly without saying anything else—especially about my recent comments regarding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and how they illustrate my complete lack of even a basic understanding of our economy—I'll forget this whole thing ever happened.

And so will my vote-stealing retard baby.



this is of course a satirical site, so this had never happened, but it struck home a little. palin is claiming competence cos she has a mentally retarded baby. well dig this big crux; my estranged step-sister has a baby with downs as well. charlie has progressed well, but it does not make her a better person. she still is a lying, cheating, stealing, substance abusing (in the past) trap and i don't trust her in my sight, let alone with the economy. although palin has never struck my mother, i feel the same way about her. i don't care about her religion, her hockey mom-ness, whatever. i just don't think she is qualified and has a vein of evil running through her. the motherload if you will. i feel mccain had chosen her for her looks and faith, a trophy wife, marching down the aisle to the misbegotten strains of heart's "barracuda" and i hope american signs one hell of a prenup.

Currently listening:
The Best Of Atreyu
By Atreyu
Release date: 2007-01-23

September 28, 2008 - Sunday is that the ozzy roast?

September 28, 2008 - Sunday

is that the ozzy roast?
Current mood: amused
Category: Food and Restaurants
Woman wakes up, should have smelled the coffee


CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter.



The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.

She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.

Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.

Currently watching:
Kids in the Hall - Brain Candy
Release date: 2002-07-16

September 27, 2008 - Saturday so how much for a sara palin chew toy

September 27, 2008 - Saturday

so how much for a sara palin chew toy?
Current mood: froggy
Category: News and Politics

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A pet food company has come up with a novel way of gauging the public mood ahead of the New Zealand's general election -- which political leader would you like to see fed to the dogs?

Masterpet has made rubber chew toys for dogs with likenesses to the two politicians vying to run the country after the November 8 election, website http:/www.stuff.co.nz has reported.

Masterpet said it will publish sales of the Helen Clark and John Key toys as an informal "dog tucker poll." Whoever sells the most could be in trouble come election night.

"Early data in our reverse poll suggests a preference for (Prime Minister) Helen Clark," Masterpet North Island sales manager Peter Couchman told

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Super Mario All Stars

September 27, 2008 - Saturday more snapfish responses, methinks they are not listening

September 27, 2008 - Saturday

more snapfish responses, methinks they are not listening
Current mood: froggy
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
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Recently you requested personal assistance from our on-line support center. Below is a summary of your request and our response.

If this issue is not resolved to your satisfaction, you may reopen it within the next 7 days.

Thank you for allowing us to be of service to you.

Hi Jennifer,

Thank you for further explaining your concern.

Unfortunately, I need to refer this to other staff within our Customer Care organization who handle this issue. I regret that I cannot take immediate action, but please be aware that we will be working to respond to you as quickly as possible.
Customer 09/26/2008 10:41 AM
this did not resolve my problem as i have previously stated, i do not know this woman
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Response (Divya) 09/27/2008 02:59 AM
Hi Jennifer,

Thank you for writing to us.

We certainly regret any inconvenience.

Please note that this might have occurred due to some technical error, we request you to delete those albums from your account. Here is how to remove an album from your Snapfish account. After visiting
http://www.snapfish.com and logging in to your account, look for the 'edit album' button in the grey toolbar on the right side of the page.

Click on this button and then click on the 'remove albums' link.

You will be taken to a page that displays all of the albums in your photo library. To one side of each album you will see a box. Click the box next to the album that you want to delete; a small check mark will appear in the box. After you have selected all of the albums you want to delete, click the button at the top of the page labeled "remove these albums"

A box will pop up asking you "Are you sure you want to delete the following
album(s)?" and list the albums to be deleted. Click the 'remove albums' button again to confirm the deletion.

Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance
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Be Kind Rewind
Release date: 2008-06-17

September 26, 2008 - Friday this was the response about the fat lady

September 26, 2008 - Friday

this was the response about the fat lady
Current mood: blah
this is the return email i got. so if any of you are large, fat, black ladies, who feel the need to show me what you are doing with all that junk, all that junk in side your trunk, this is a call of cease and desist.

i am not an idiot and i can tell the difference between "hey, look at my photos" and "what the fuck is this crazy woman doing in here" gawd

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Response (Das) 09/26/2008 02:10 AM
Hi Jennifer,

Thank you for witting to us,

We certainly regret any inconvenience.

Please check whether one of your friends might have shared photos with you.Please confirm this with your friends.

If you have any other questions or need any further assistance please feel free to contact us and we will be happy to serve you.
Currently watching:
Metalocalypse - Season 2
Release date: 2008-12-02

September 25, 2008 - Thursday why is this woman in my snapfish account?

September 25, 2008 - Thursday

why is this woman in my snapfish account?
Current mood: annoyed
..i had received an e-mail from snapfish and i went to delete it. i had used it only once and did not care for their service. most people just go to target or wal*mart for their prints. i noticed it invited me to look at the new prints in my own album. okay, strange and then i noticed "it".

she is a large black lady who is trying to get me drunk of her humps, her humps, her ugly lady lumps. y'all know goth kids ask me for makeup tips cos i am so naturally pale. she is my complete opposite & this makes this all the funnier.
the best part is as i am bitching about this, my son comes up and says "who's that?" & i said "some lady is in mommy's account" he said "is this our house?"


it freaks me out tho cos it means she is in my account. i emailed their customer service and i am interested in the outcome. thankfully i did not make an order cos if this were a site that stores your billing info, i could be fucked.

September 25, 2008 - Thursday Ben & Jerry’s asked to use breast milk

September 25, 2008 - Thursday

Ben & Jerry’s asked to use breast milk
Current mood: argumentative
Category: Food and Restaurants
Ben & Jerry's asked to use breast milk
Published: Sept. 24, 2008 at 12:32 PM



MONTPELIER, Vt., Sept. 24 (UPI) -- A People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals spokeswoman says her U.S.-based organization wants human breast milk added to Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
The PETA spokeswoman said in a statement the animal rights group has asked Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc. co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk an all of their products, New York's WPTZ-TV, Plattsburgh, reported Wednesday.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the spokeswoman explains in the statement.

PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman told WPTZ-TV her organization's suggestion is merely common sense.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," she said.

WPTZ-TV said a representative for the ice cream group has rejected the proposal, but thanked PETA officials for their concern.





my take on this is a mother's breast milk is best used for her child. point blank enough said. i find any mother, who would bottle feed her baby, yet sell her breast milk for this purpose, morally reprehensible. to use breast milk in adult food is irresponsible. you are literally taking food from a babies mouth. there are plenty of milk substitutes that could and can be used if wanted. this is the type of shit that makes PETA not taken seriously. they are a bunch of retards hoisting themselves on their our petards; peta-rds if you will. any arguement they give is cancelled out by the fact that they are stealling milk from a baby.

Currently watching:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (New Line Platinum Series)
Release date: 2001-12-11

September 24, 2008 - Wednesday does anyone else remeber this band?

September 24, 2008 - Wednesday

does anyone else remeber this band?
Current mood: nostalgic
Category: Music

i used to watch this band on main street in newark as a teen.

The Caulfields
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The Caulfields were an alternative rock band from Newark, Delaware which recorded two albums for A&M Records in the 1990s. The group was led by singer/songwriter John Faye and also included Mike Simpson on guitar, Sam Musumeci on bass, and Scott Kohlmorgen on drums (later replaced by Ritchie Rubini).

Their first album was 1995's Whirligig. The album's initial single was "Devil's Diary", which received limited radio play as well as exposure on MTV. The group never achieved significant commercial success and split shortly after the release of L, their second album, in 1997.

Faye would go on to release an album with The John Faye Power Trip in 1999, and currently fronts the Philadelphia-based group ike.






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September 24, 2008 - Wednesday these will be the 1st to go when i go mental

September 24, 2008 - Wednesday

these will be the 1st to go when i go mental
Current mood: angsty
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
list one

oh, these are the people in your neighborhood

1) the person who felt the need to honk and yell for the person he was waiting for. this was at 8 am. die please.
2) my next door neighbor with the mid life crisis motorcycle. he takes this to work at 5:30am sometimes.
3) his wife who takes he yap yap dogs to piss on my shed. i am training my kitten to attack them.
4) the kids who knock at my door. i don't want my lawn cut by a 4th grader. you go to my son's school, don't you think if i wanted to participate in that fundraiser i would have bought from him? no i haven't seen your dog, he is probably trying to avoid you too.
5) the guy with the bass loud enough for a 50-cent party. i can feel it from a mile away; in my teeth. i have seen motorhead (who are one of the recognized loudest bands) and they seem quiet next to this guy. i have lived near the new castle airport. the concord, with its sonic boom, is the only thing that can compare.
6) the maintenance man who stole my vietnamese bamboo wind chimes, that give my home the much needed apocalypse now ambivalence. he did this in full view of my neighbors, who told me and the office.
7) the office, for not doing nothing. i subtracted the price of the chimes, plus pain and suffering for that month's lot rent. the next month they sent me an invoice. i also hate the fact, that they have new management like twice a year. usually cos they keep getting caught doing illegal things.
8) the fat kid, who rides close on his bike, near my house and slows down when my kitten is out playing. this kid has the height and weight of alf. i fear he will eat toki!!!
9) the religious pamphlet people. i save all the junk mail, pamphlets, and wind shield wiper flyers and give these out to solicitors. the windshield people get a nice packed of junk mail mailed to them. my junk for your junk.
10) the crack heads who come to my door at all hours. one guy cut my lawn on his own accord & demanded $20 for the job. i told him to get a stepping before dover's finest got here. i have people come up and demand my pennies, canned vegetables, motor oil, gas, tires, beverages, formula, cigarettes, aspirin, and condoms. one summer it was so bad, i had to print out the mapquest to the shire stop down the corner, whom they were obviously mistaking us for. i had a no solicitors sign, but either they can't read around here, don't understand what it means, or just don't care.

list 2
reach out and touch someone

1) telemarketers, i am on the national do not call database. it is illegal to call me more than once. do not ask for the man of the house, as per he does not make financial decisions with out me.
2) if you are to dial the wrong number, please check your number and dial again. if you get me twice, do not act as if it is my fault. i have had this number for five years, if your uncle was really that close, you would have realized his number changed some time back. if that girl really wanted you to call, she would have given you her real number.
3) if you call for me speak. i don't like carrying the majority of the conversation and it is taxing to my patience for you to try to keep me on the line when i want to wrap up the call. call me when you know what you want.

list 3
the world wide web

1) spammers. i do not want to increase my penis size. i am happy without a mortgage. i do not want to attend the university of phoenix online.i have no friends or relatives in africa, especially any with a large fortune that you need my social and bank info to retrieve for me. i do not want cheap mexican pharmaceuticals (ok that was a lie). if i want it, i will contact you.
2) robots. i don't want to accept any friend requests from people i don't know and i can tell my friends are largely not adult models. there are the rare few, but i love them anyway.
3) people who post any old retarded thing on a thread just so they can brag that they were 1st on it.
4) buttons and banners, that are labeled as one thing, to misleadingly take you to another.
5) viruses, trojan horses, malware, spyware and other shite. i can barely afford my computer & i need it for college soon. send that shit to the credit card companies and other bad guys, thanks.
6) aol
7) elitists online. you snub everything, as if you have access to the finest things in life and you must laugh at our plebeian attempts of bettering our monkey asses. we know you are really living in your mom's basement , eating spaghetti-o's out of the can, sitting their in your darth vader underoos, even though you're 35, with your hand down the front. yes you truly had made it.

list 4
is this your first public appearance?

1) don't hover for my parking space. i could have just pulled in too and may be readjusting my parking job, i could be just dropping off bags, maybe i want to eat my burrito in my car, perhaps i need to make a phone call, or i may just be waiting for the rest of my party. i don't care if my eggs are cooking in their shells, the milk turned to cottage cheese and my ice cream has melted, but if you honk at me, i will sit in my car until you leave and park elsewhere.
2) please come out fully dressed, in seasonally appropriate clothes, in a proper size, and is a reasonable attire for your shape and age. i do not want to see cootchie cutters, 2 sizes too small, on a pear shaped grandma, in the winter.
3) please respect our town and its inhabitants.
4) rules and regulations are for our own safety. when i worked at kmart, there was a man who walked in smoking a cigarette. i had asked him to put it out. the anti-smoking law had just passed and many stores had this rule in effect since the eighties or earlier. cigarettes just make burn holes in merchandise. his response was that he bought 'em here and was gonna use 'em here, to which i reminded him that we sold condoms and he was sure the hell not using them here either.
5) public drunkedness is not cute. whenever the races come into town, i would always be asked at work to come out drinking drinking with them. it had looked like they had already started with out me, hours ago, and it is noon.
6) wal-mart is not a social gathering. i am mad enough i have to be shopping there, so stop blocking the aisle, do not jam me with your cart, and if you favor your life, do not talk about me in my prescence. i will hurt you. badly.
7) a car is a prilege, so is driving. please don't drive in a manner to get it revoked. you will hurt someone in the process, probably your 2 year old, in which you do not have strapped in.
8) you do not know my son, do not lay your hands on him or you will not walk away from here.
9) don't hit women and/or children and let me find out about it. you will never walk again.
10) guns are for hunting or defense, not the mall. just cos we have the right to right to bear arms means you should.
11) this list could go on forever.




Currently watching:
Sealab 2021 - Season 2
Release date: 2005-02-01

September 24, 2008 - Wednesday Clay Aiken: "Yes, I’m Gay"

September 24, 2008 - Wednesday

Clay Aiken: "Yes, I’m Gay"
Current mood: tired
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I support gays and gay rights, but I think they are "losing" one for the team on this one. He is a nerdy, spastic, freak. Quite frankly, like Lance Bass, one could tell and I doubt few could not. It is a shame that so many are not honest to themselves, just to maintain their celebrity.


Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"
Posted Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks
Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.



All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time that Clay has actually acknowledged it, so I for one am thrilled that he has set the record straight (no pun intended).

For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (again, no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became.

Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.

But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.

Currently playing:
Super Mario All Stars