August 22, 2008 - Friday
me me me me
Current mood: bored
so yeah, i couldn't access my blog for a while...thanks to you all who subscribed. i had an ok week & got to see & talk to some fam & friends. yea for loved ones cos they make ya feel loved back. Jay is now working for Circuit City (where service is state of the art?) in the flow team. essentially like seth rogan's character in the 40 year old virgin and just as much as a perv.
i am totally bouncing off the walls as of late. last night i went for a drive & had no idea where to go. i stopped at a very few places cos it was past midnight. stu & jay had been acting up & i was all ready on knife's edge so i just ran. i think i am partly terminally bored. i actually cleaned house a bit, which is a big statment for me. i have ocd and the house drives me nuts, but i can not keep up with it & i have to force jay to help me, so if i clean a little, i start trying to do EVERYTHING, like reorganizing shit, ironing the curtains, move furniture, etc. it is sometimes easier to let things go. i guess it helps to have adhd, so when i am bugged about something, it doesn't last long. it's like "goddanged shit! What the fuck am i going to...Ooh look a bunny!"
i am going to a show on sat at hardwired so that is gonna be grand. i never get to go out & it looks like i get two weekends in a row. maybe that might make the crazies go away a little.
Currently reading:
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
By David Sedaris
Release date: 2008-06-03
Thursday, September 16, 2010
August 14, 2008 - Thursday Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
August 14, 2008 - Thursday
Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
Current mood: amused
sometimes i think people fake the letters, but i am amused to know that many aren't.
Savage Love
July 30th, 2008
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By Dan Savage
I'm a male sub looking for porn videos catering to a femme dom audience. I'm not talking about porn directed by men for submissive men, but porn targeting the appetites of the dominatrix. I'm NOT looking for softcore bondage pictures of men, or any other gay porn. I am looking for hetero femme dom porn videos aimed at women, with well-groomed male slaves. I'm not looking for yet another video of penis torture and/or anal rape, where the female "dom" inevitably gives her slave a blowjob. Femme dom porn with vampire and werewolf themes would be perfect. Any suggestions?
Seeking Hot Erotica Beloved Of Superior Sex
Porn created for dominant women featuring well-groomed male slaves with vampire and werewolf themes—why, I've got some of that right here in my ass, SHEBOSS, just give me a sec and I'll pull it out for you.
Look, ladies and gentleman, there's a lot of porn out there. If you've made a good-faith effort to find porn that caters to your special needs without much luck, well, then odds are good that the porn you're looking for simply doesn't exist. And folks? The more ridiculous, obscure, or specific your requirements—mere femme dom porn won't do for SHEBOSS, who requires femme dom vampire/werewolf porn with no CBT, pegging, or poorly groomed slaves—the harder time you're going to have finding porn. (Really, SHEBOSS, you can't fast-forward past those blowjobs?)
But don't despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger CatWoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of CatWoman's blog (earthacatslair.blogspot.com), SHEBOSS, and you'll find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc. to women—no pegging, no CBT, no blowjobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can't have everything.
Oh, and a note to gay dudes into visual depictions of well-groomed gay male slaves (and all those straight women and lesbians out there who like gay porn, too): Kink.com's new gay site—its first—goes live August 1. BoundGods.com was created for Kink.com by Van Darkholme: porn star, bondage artist, author, and occasional Savage Love guest expert. Check it out.
Currently listening:
The Best of Blur
By Blur
Release date: 2000-11-21
Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
Current mood: amused
sometimes i think people fake the letters, but i am amused to know that many aren't.
Savage Love
July 30th, 2008
.. --> article -->
By Dan Savage
I'm a male sub looking for porn videos catering to a femme dom audience. I'm not talking about porn directed by men for submissive men, but porn targeting the appetites of the dominatrix. I'm NOT looking for softcore bondage pictures of men, or any other gay porn. I am looking for hetero femme dom porn videos aimed at women, with well-groomed male slaves. I'm not looking for yet another video of penis torture and/or anal rape, where the female "dom" inevitably gives her slave a blowjob. Femme dom porn with vampire and werewolf themes would be perfect. Any suggestions?
Seeking Hot Erotica Beloved Of Superior Sex
Porn created for dominant women featuring well-groomed male slaves with vampire and werewolf themes—why, I've got some of that right here in my ass, SHEBOSS, just give me a sec and I'll pull it out for you.
Look, ladies and gentleman, there's a lot of porn out there. If you've made a good-faith effort to find porn that caters to your special needs without much luck, well, then odds are good that the porn you're looking for simply doesn't exist. And folks? The more ridiculous, obscure, or specific your requirements—mere femme dom porn won't do for SHEBOSS, who requires femme dom vampire/werewolf porn with no CBT, pegging, or poorly groomed slaves—the harder time you're going to have finding porn. (Really, SHEBOSS, you can't fast-forward past those blowjobs?)
But don't despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger CatWoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of CatWoman's blog (earthacatslair.blogspot.com), SHEBOSS, and you'll find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc. to women—no pegging, no CBT, no blowjobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can't have everything.
Oh, and a note to gay dudes into visual depictions of well-groomed gay male slaves (and all those straight women and lesbians out there who like gay porn, too): Kink.com's new gay site—its first—goes live August 1. BoundGods.com was created for Kink.com by Van Darkholme: porn star, bondage artist, author, and occasional Savage Love guest expert. Check it out.
Currently listening:
The Best of Blur
By Blur
Release date: 2000-11-21
August 14, 2008 - Thursday mmm sacrilicious
August 14, 2008 - Thursday
mmm sacrilicious
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Food and Restaurants
there is an m&m banner on myspace for the m&m website where you can personalize m&m with your own messages & photos. I want jesus ones!!! they can say "eat of this, this is my body", "eat me!", "it's jesustastic!", "jesus m&ms & lsd; you'll walk on water" and other tasteless (but candy coated) phrases. mmm i can taste the blasphemy now!
Currently reading:
Final Exits: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die
By Michael Largo
Release date: 2006-10-03
mmm sacrilicious
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Food and Restaurants
there is an m&m banner on myspace for the m&m website where you can personalize m&m with your own messages & photos. I want jesus ones!!! they can say "eat of this, this is my body", "eat me!", "it's jesustastic!", "jesus m&ms & lsd; you'll walk on water" and other tasteless (but candy coated) phrases. mmm i can taste the blasphemy now!
Currently reading:
Final Exits: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die
By Michael Largo
Release date: 2006-10-03
August 13, 2008 - Wednesday goddamned hewlet fudgepackers
August 13, 2008 - Wednesday
goddamned hewlet fudgepackers
Current mood: bummed
Category: Art and Photography
So i tried scanning pix with my scanner & the jadentube album is all i got cos my scanner won't work now. I went to the library to use their scanners & i can scan, but not upload or save them. GAY GAY GAY!!! so until i can get to someone's place, who has a scanner & will deal with my butt whilst i scan them, no new pix. sorry to those of whom i promised new ones. i am so peed off that my shit is rapidly breaking down around me.
Currently reading:
How We Die: Reflections on Life's Final Chapter
By Sherwin B. Nuland
Release date: 1995-01-15
goddamned hewlet fudgepackers
Current mood: bummed
Category: Art and Photography
So i tried scanning pix with my scanner & the jadentube album is all i got cos my scanner won't work now. I went to the library to use their scanners & i can scan, but not upload or save them. GAY GAY GAY!!! so until i can get to someone's place, who has a scanner & will deal with my butt whilst i scan them, no new pix. sorry to those of whom i promised new ones. i am so peed off that my shit is rapidly breaking down around me.
Currently reading:
How We Die: Reflections on Life's Final Chapter
By Sherwin B. Nuland
Release date: 1995-01-15
August 7, 2008 - Thursday fucking cat!!!
August 7, 2008 - Thursday
fucking cat!!!
Current mood: bitchy
Category: Pets and Animals
my new cat, toki, won't stop shitting in the house! he is an indoor/outdoor cat & is on the fast track to becoming an outdoor only cat. he uses the box in the day or outdoors, but at night he chooses to go on the floor, in my son's closet, if he leaves his bedroom door open, or in front of my hall closet if jaden remembered to close his door. I am going to try putting a box in front of the closet & see if that works. knowing this little shit, (pun intended) he will find a new space. grr grr grr
Currently watching:
Heroes - Season One
Release date: 2007-08-28
fucking cat!!!
Current mood: bitchy
Category: Pets and Animals
my new cat, toki, won't stop shitting in the house! he is an indoor/outdoor cat & is on the fast track to becoming an outdoor only cat. he uses the box in the day or outdoors, but at night he chooses to go on the floor, in my son's closet, if he leaves his bedroom door open, or in front of my hall closet if jaden remembered to close his door. I am going to try putting a box in front of the closet & see if that works. knowing this little shit, (pun intended) he will find a new space. grr grr grr
Currently watching:
Heroes - Season One
Release date: 2007-08-28
August 3, 2008 - Sunday watchmen movie
August 3, 2008 - Sunday
watchmen movie
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I am on an Ozymandias kick right now. If you did not notice the quote on my profile, it is from a sonnet by Percy Bysshe Shelley.
I am freaking out about The Watchmen movie. I was too small to catch this series when it originally was released, but I caught the trade paperback when I was about 15 & have been rereading it since. The main villain, of the same name, goes through an ozymandian arch, which I find bloody amusing. Nothing is more hilarious to me, than to watch someone hang themselves with their own hubris. Unfortunately, I tend to fall into this category myself.
Since Alan Moore does not like adaptations of his work and has turned down action figures & other likeness rights for merchandise, I never thought I would see this. Terry Gilliam (of Monty Python, director of 12 Monkeys, Brazil & Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, if you weren't sure about this other obsession of mine) was set to direct it in the late 80's I want to say & neither hairy old curmudgeon could stand each other. Gilliam deemed the project unfilmable. I only hope I haven't gotten myself so excited, that I set myself up for disappointment.
Currently reading:
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
By Douglas Adams
Release date: 2002-04-30
watchmen movie
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I am on an Ozymandias kick right now. If you did not notice the quote on my profile, it is from a sonnet by Percy Bysshe Shelley.
I am freaking out about The Watchmen movie. I was too small to catch this series when it originally was released, but I caught the trade paperback when I was about 15 & have been rereading it since. The main villain, of the same name, goes through an ozymandian arch, which I find bloody amusing. Nothing is more hilarious to me, than to watch someone hang themselves with their own hubris. Unfortunately, I tend to fall into this category myself.
Since Alan Moore does not like adaptations of his work and has turned down action figures & other likeness rights for merchandise, I never thought I would see this. Terry Gilliam (of Monty Python, director of 12 Monkeys, Brazil & Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, if you weren't sure about this other obsession of mine) was set to direct it in the late 80's I want to say & neither hairy old curmudgeon could stand each other. Gilliam deemed the project unfilmable. I only hope I haven't gotten myself so excited, that I set myself up for disappointment.
Currently reading:
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
By Douglas Adams
Release date: 2002-04-30
July 28, 2008 - Monday crazy cat lady
crazy cat lady
Current mood: amused
So I went to a kid's birthday party on Saturday with Jaden. They had kittens, STILL, so I talked jay into letting me take my favorite home. I had been bugging him for months. He is a 6 mo old orange tabby. He is large boned and skinny. Keegan hates him and skitters around the house growling. When he actually comes in contact with the kitten, he won't stop hissing. Mostly he stays in his windows like the fat tub of lard butter sandwich cat he is. If he weren't afraid of the kitten I would be worried. All this fuss is just him saying he disapproves, but I know he is scared or else he would have struck, instead of running away. His name was Kaz, but we had renamed him Toki, cos the way they are fighting reminds me of the guitarists from dethklok arguing. I just nicknamed him & the guys preferred that name, sorry Lis. The kitten has adjusted well & seems to like his new home & Keegan has been punked out so bad, that I only noticed the cat eat once this morning @ about 3. he is a fat kid & eats constantly, so I know he has been pwned by this kitten. Hilarious!
Currently listening:
Bloodletting
By Concrete Blonde
Release date: 1990-08-24
Current mood: amused
So I went to a kid's birthday party on Saturday with Jaden. They had kittens, STILL, so I talked jay into letting me take my favorite home. I had been bugging him for months. He is a 6 mo old orange tabby. He is large boned and skinny. Keegan hates him and skitters around the house growling. When he actually comes in contact with the kitten, he won't stop hissing. Mostly he stays in his windows like the fat tub of lard butter sandwich cat he is. If he weren't afraid of the kitten I would be worried. All this fuss is just him saying he disapproves, but I know he is scared or else he would have struck, instead of running away. His name was Kaz, but we had renamed him Toki, cos the way they are fighting reminds me of the guitarists from dethklok arguing. I just nicknamed him & the guys preferred that name, sorry Lis. The kitten has adjusted well & seems to like his new home & Keegan has been punked out so bad, that I only noticed the cat eat once this morning @ about 3. he is a fat kid & eats constantly, so I know he has been pwned by this kitten. Hilarious!
Currently listening:
Bloodletting
By Concrete Blonde
Release date: 1990-08-24
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