September 1, 2008 - Monday
I should not find this funny but...
from theonion.com
Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
August 31, 2008 | Issue 44•35
SEATTLE—Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling "pretty nervous" for the first day of school.
"I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me," said Dengal, who spent the summer reading comic books, watching early morning cartoons, and hanging around the entrance of a local swimming pool. "It'd be nice to have someone to play with during recess."
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An anxious Dengal hopes some of the kids he knows from Little League will be there.
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In preparation for Tuesday's start to the school year, Dengal picked out his favorite Batman shirt, Yankees baseball cap, and knee-length trench coat to wear. The 37-year-old then carefully packed a blue knapsack with two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and some toys.
A change of shorts was also added to the knapsack.
"Maybe someone will see me in the morning and come up and say hello," said Dengal, who claimed that he's always a bit shy at first. "And maybe if we both like the same kind of stuff, and he has dark-brown hair, we could be friends."
After finishing his dinner and practicing a few funny jokes in front of the mirror, Dengal reportedly got ready for bed around 9 p.m. Though he tried to fall right asleep, the twice-convicted pedophile said he began to get "all excited" just thinking about school.
"I bet there's going to be a big playground, and a jungle gym, and some really tall bushes that go all the way around everything," Dengal said while tossing and turning in anticipation. "Yeah, I shouldn't be nervous. I'm going to really like this new school."
The middle-aged man went on to tell himself that it's perfectly natural to feel a little nervous on the first day of class, and that there would probably be lots of kids also feeling scared that morning. According to Dengal, he plans to just be himself, learn the names of as many children as he can, and avoid getting into trouble with any of the teachers at Hampstead Elementary.
"After I get to know some of the kids, I could ask them if they like video games, and if they say yes, I could invite them over after school to play my Nintendo Wii," Dengal said. "And then later that week we could have a sleepover, and we could all watch scary movies, and try out the new camera I just got, and eat pizza until we pass out."
Added Dengal, "We could make it a secret club that no one ever has to know about."
Despite "really looking forward" to the first day of school, Dengal said he hasn't always had an easy time making new friends. The sexual predator claimed that he's been repeatedly ignored in the past, told several times to "go away" and "stop talking to us," and once had a group of third-graders call him hurtful names.
In addition, Dengal said the fact that he's always moving around from town to town hasn't helped when it comes to keeping friendships.
"It seems like every time I meet a kid I really like, something bad happens, and I suddenly have to change schools," Dengal said. "That's what happened with my friend Joshua. I still talk to him online sometimes, but it's not the same."
While Dengal said he hopes his luck will finally change this year, the registered sex offender admitted that there was one thing that still worried him.
"There better not be too many girls at school this year," Dengal said. "Last year there was, like, a hundred of them, and they were all so stupid and gross."
"Yuck," Dengal added. "Girls!"
Currently listening:
Ella Fitzgerald Sings The Cole Porter Songbook
By Ella Fitzgerald
Release date: 1997-06-24
Thursday, September 16, 2010
August 31, 2008 - Sunday professor layton
August 31, 2008 - Sunday
professor layton
i just got this game thursday & love it. have already beat it but thats cos i am really good. there are challenging puzzles and the storyline is interesting.
Currently playing:
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Release date: 2008-02-10
professor layton
i just got this game thursday & love it. have already beat it but thats cos i am really good. there are challenging puzzles and the storyline is interesting.
Currently playing:
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Release date: 2008-02-10
August 31, 2008 - Sunday what are amish folk doing at circuit city?
August 31, 2008 - Sunday
what are amish folk doing at circuit city?
jay and i went to circuit city today & some Amish people were there previously. i was confused as to what the purpose of their visit was as per THEY HAVE NO BLOODY ELECTRICITY! what would they buy and how would they use it? this is a bit of a puzzler.
Currently watching:
Wristcutters - A Love Story
Release date: 2008-03-25
what are amish folk doing at circuit city?
jay and i went to circuit city today & some Amish people were there previously. i was confused as to what the purpose of their visit was as per THEY HAVE NO BLOODY ELECTRICITY! what would they buy and how would they use it? this is a bit of a puzzler.
Currently watching:
Wristcutters - A Love Story
Release date: 2008-03-25
August 26, 2008 - Tuesday Big Love
August 26, 2008 - Tuesday
Big Love
those freaking mormons are wacky. i know it is hbo fiction, but i feel creepy watching pretty in pink, party monster & anything else those actors are in now.
Currently watching:
Big Love - The Complete First Season
Release date: 2006-10-17
Big Love
those freaking mormons are wacky. i know it is hbo fiction, but i feel creepy watching pretty in pink, party monster & anything else those actors are in now.
Currently watching:
Big Love - The Complete First Season
Release date: 2006-10-17
August 26, 2008 - Tuesday feeling called love....
August 26, 2008 - Tuesday
feeling called love....
Current mood: amused
Two bands and obviously one has ripped the other off. ever since i heard this album along ago i wanted to understand what jarvis thought he was doing. even as a homage it is a bit obvious that the atmosphere has been copied. putting periods between the letters of the title does not make it a new song.
This is pulp
The room is cold,
And has been like this for several months.
If I close my eyes,
I can visualise everything in it,
Right down, right down to the broken handle on the third drawer down
Of the dressing table.
And the world outside this room,
Has also assumed a familiar shape,
The same events shuffeled in a slightly different order each day.
Just like a modern shopping centre.
And it's so cold - yeah it's so cold.
It's so cold yeah, it's so cold.
What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here, why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans no.
It's something I don't understand oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
Oh what is this thing that is happening to me.
And as I'm standing across this room,
I feel as if my whole life has been leading to this one moment.
And as I touch your shoulder tonight,
This room has become the centre of the entire universe.
So what do I do? I've got a slightly sick feeling in my stomach,
Like I'm standing on top of a very high building, oh yeah.
All the stuff they tell you about in the movies,
But this isn't chocolate boxes and roses.
It's dirtier than that,
Like some small animal that only comes out at night.
And I see flashes of the shape of your breasts,
And the curve of your belly,
And I may have to sit down and catch my breath.
Oh. What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here.
And why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans,
But I got that taste in my mouth again oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
This is the wire song, from 1977 i think.
Feeling Called Love lyrics
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy thing I can't explain anyhow?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy scene I can't work out anyhow?
Maybe I should try it now
Or maybe I should be shy of it now
'Cause there's nothing you know that can explain it
And there's nothing you know that's worth the pain of it
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I can't work out no how?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I don't understand no how?
Gimme love
ok so not the same song, but you get the point. grrr & bands make a fuss about filesharing, but they always steal other groups songs!!
Currently listening:
Different Class
By Pulp
Release date: 1996-02-27
Read more: http://www.myspace.com/noreasonwhy79/blog?page=11#ixzz0zhuMCwmf
feeling called love....
Current mood: amused
Two bands and obviously one has ripped the other off. ever since i heard this album along ago i wanted to understand what jarvis thought he was doing. even as a homage it is a bit obvious that the atmosphere has been copied. putting periods between the letters of the title does not make it a new song.
This is pulp
The room is cold,
And has been like this for several months.
If I close my eyes,
I can visualise everything in it,
Right down, right down to the broken handle on the third drawer down
Of the dressing table.
And the world outside this room,
Has also assumed a familiar shape,
The same events shuffeled in a slightly different order each day.
Just like a modern shopping centre.
And it's so cold - yeah it's so cold.
It's so cold yeah, it's so cold.
What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here, why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans no.
It's something I don't understand oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
Oh what is this thing that is happening to me.
And as I'm standing across this room,
I feel as if my whole life has been leading to this one moment.
And as I touch your shoulder tonight,
This room has become the centre of the entire universe.
So what do I do? I've got a slightly sick feeling in my stomach,
Like I'm standing on top of a very high building, oh yeah.
All the stuff they tell you about in the movies,
But this isn't chocolate boxes and roses.
It's dirtier than that,
Like some small animal that only comes out at night.
And I see flashes of the shape of your breasts,
And the curve of your belly,
And I may have to sit down and catch my breath.
Oh. What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here.
And why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans,
But I got that taste in my mouth again oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
This is the wire song, from 1977 i think.
Feeling Called Love lyrics
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy thing I can't explain anyhow?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy scene I can't work out anyhow?
Maybe I should try it now
Or maybe I should be shy of it now
'Cause there's nothing you know that can explain it
And there's nothing you know that's worth the pain of it
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I can't work out no how?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I don't understand no how?
Gimme love
ok so not the same song, but you get the point. grrr & bands make a fuss about filesharing, but they always steal other groups songs!!
Currently listening:
Different Class
By Pulp
Release date: 1996-02-27
Read more: http://www.myspace.com/noreasonwhy79/blog?page=11#ixzz0zhuMCwmf
August 22, 2008 - Friday me me me me
August 22, 2008 - Friday
me me me me
Current mood: bored
so yeah, i couldn't access my blog for a while...thanks to you all who subscribed. i had an ok week & got to see & talk to some fam & friends. yea for loved ones cos they make ya feel loved back. Jay is now working for Circuit City (where service is state of the art?) in the flow team. essentially like seth rogan's character in the 40 year old virgin and just as much as a perv.
i am totally bouncing off the walls as of late. last night i went for a drive & had no idea where to go. i stopped at a very few places cos it was past midnight. stu & jay had been acting up & i was all ready on knife's edge so i just ran. i think i am partly terminally bored. i actually cleaned house a bit, which is a big statment for me. i have ocd and the house drives me nuts, but i can not keep up with it & i have to force jay to help me, so if i clean a little, i start trying to do EVERYTHING, like reorganizing shit, ironing the curtains, move furniture, etc. it is sometimes easier to let things go. i guess it helps to have adhd, so when i am bugged about something, it doesn't last long. it's like "goddanged shit! What the fuck am i going to...Ooh look a bunny!"
i am going to a show on sat at hardwired so that is gonna be grand. i never get to go out & it looks like i get two weekends in a row. maybe that might make the crazies go away a little.
Currently reading:
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
By David Sedaris
Release date: 2008-06-03
me me me me
Current mood: bored
so yeah, i couldn't access my blog for a while...thanks to you all who subscribed. i had an ok week & got to see & talk to some fam & friends. yea for loved ones cos they make ya feel loved back. Jay is now working for Circuit City (where service is state of the art?) in the flow team. essentially like seth rogan's character in the 40 year old virgin and just as much as a perv.
i am totally bouncing off the walls as of late. last night i went for a drive & had no idea where to go. i stopped at a very few places cos it was past midnight. stu & jay had been acting up & i was all ready on knife's edge so i just ran. i think i am partly terminally bored. i actually cleaned house a bit, which is a big statment for me. i have ocd and the house drives me nuts, but i can not keep up with it & i have to force jay to help me, so if i clean a little, i start trying to do EVERYTHING, like reorganizing shit, ironing the curtains, move furniture, etc. it is sometimes easier to let things go. i guess it helps to have adhd, so when i am bugged about something, it doesn't last long. it's like "goddanged shit! What the fuck am i going to...Ooh look a bunny!"
i am going to a show on sat at hardwired so that is gonna be grand. i never get to go out & it looks like i get two weekends in a row. maybe that might make the crazies go away a little.
Currently reading:
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
By David Sedaris
Release date: 2008-06-03
August 14, 2008 - Thursday Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
August 14, 2008 - Thursday
Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
Current mood: amused
sometimes i think people fake the letters, but i am amused to know that many aren't.
Savage Love
July 30th, 2008
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By Dan Savage
I'm a male sub looking for porn videos catering to a femme dom audience. I'm not talking about porn directed by men for submissive men, but porn targeting the appetites of the dominatrix. I'm NOT looking for softcore bondage pictures of men, or any other gay porn. I am looking for hetero femme dom porn videos aimed at women, with well-groomed male slaves. I'm not looking for yet another video of penis torture and/or anal rape, where the female "dom" inevitably gives her slave a blowjob. Femme dom porn with vampire and werewolf themes would be perfect. Any suggestions?
Seeking Hot Erotica Beloved Of Superior Sex
Porn created for dominant women featuring well-groomed male slaves with vampire and werewolf themes—why, I've got some of that right here in my ass, SHEBOSS, just give me a sec and I'll pull it out for you.
Look, ladies and gentleman, there's a lot of porn out there. If you've made a good-faith effort to find porn that caters to your special needs without much luck, well, then odds are good that the porn you're looking for simply doesn't exist. And folks? The more ridiculous, obscure, or specific your requirements—mere femme dom porn won't do for SHEBOSS, who requires femme dom vampire/werewolf porn with no CBT, pegging, or poorly groomed slaves—the harder time you're going to have finding porn. (Really, SHEBOSS, you can't fast-forward past those blowjobs?)
But don't despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger CatWoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of CatWoman's blog (earthacatslair.blogspot.com), SHEBOSS, and you'll find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc. to women—no pegging, no CBT, no blowjobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can't have everything.
Oh, and a note to gay dudes into visual depictions of well-groomed gay male slaves (and all those straight women and lesbians out there who like gay porn, too): Kink.com's new gay site—its first—goes live August 1. BoundGods.com was created for Kink.com by Van Darkholme: porn star, bondage artist, author, and occasional Savage Love guest expert. Check it out.
Currently listening:
The Best of Blur
By Blur
Release date: 2000-11-21
Werewolf femme dom porn? Is this for-real?
Current mood: amused
sometimes i think people fake the letters, but i am amused to know that many aren't.
Savage Love
July 30th, 2008
.. --> article -->
By Dan Savage
I'm a male sub looking for porn videos catering to a femme dom audience. I'm not talking about porn directed by men for submissive men, but porn targeting the appetites of the dominatrix. I'm NOT looking for softcore bondage pictures of men, or any other gay porn. I am looking for hetero femme dom porn videos aimed at women, with well-groomed male slaves. I'm not looking for yet another video of penis torture and/or anal rape, where the female "dom" inevitably gives her slave a blowjob. Femme dom porn with vampire and werewolf themes would be perfect. Any suggestions?
Seeking Hot Erotica Beloved Of Superior Sex
Porn created for dominant women featuring well-groomed male slaves with vampire and werewolf themes—why, I've got some of that right here in my ass, SHEBOSS, just give me a sec and I'll pull it out for you.
Look, ladies and gentleman, there's a lot of porn out there. If you've made a good-faith effort to find porn that caters to your special needs without much luck, well, then odds are good that the porn you're looking for simply doesn't exist. And folks? The more ridiculous, obscure, or specific your requirements—mere femme dom porn won't do for SHEBOSS, who requires femme dom vampire/werewolf porn with no CBT, pegging, or poorly groomed slaves—the harder time you're going to have finding porn. (Really, SHEBOSS, you can't fast-forward past those blowjobs?)
But don't despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger CatWoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of CatWoman's blog (earthacatslair.blogspot.com), SHEBOSS, and you'll find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc. to women—no pegging, no CBT, no blowjobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can't have everything.
Oh, and a note to gay dudes into visual depictions of well-groomed gay male slaves (and all those straight women and lesbians out there who like gay porn, too): Kink.com's new gay site—its first—goes live August 1. BoundGods.com was created for Kink.com by Van Darkholme: porn star, bondage artist, author, and occasional Savage Love guest expert. Check it out.
Currently listening:
The Best of Blur
By Blur
Release date: 2000-11-21
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