September 6, 2008 - Saturday a rant

September 6, 2008 - Saturday

a rant
Current mood: enraged
Category: Life
This is for the controlling mother fuckers out there. You can not keep a person under your thumb forever. When you apply pressure, this creates compression. For each and every action, there is a complete and opposite reaction. That means you get what you give in the same force. Karma is a bitch. Sorry to keep speaking in cliches, but there is wisdom in it. You make your bed and lie in it. Think what you do and say before you act. Is it necessary? Does it deserve the severity given? Is it the logical recourse? What would be the completed picture? Was it worth it? I'm sure the answer to much of it is no. I am just tired of being fucked with, not being sure who is my friend and who is just smiling in my face, and mother fuckers just trying to keep me down. My back is no long up against the wall & I will fight to the death for my well being. Next to my son, my sanity is precious to me & I defy anyone to take them from be. You better think!
Currently reading:
Dishwasher: One Man's Quest to Wash Dishes in All Fifty States (P.S.)
By Pete Jordan
Release date: 2007-05-01

September 1, 2008 - Monday for those of you who ask what my "lizard tattooo" is

September 1, 2008 - Monday

for those of you who ask what my "lizard tattooo" is
Current mood: nostalgic

The Hobyahs

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ONCE there was an old man and woman and a little girl, and they all lived in a house made of hempstalks. Now the old man had a little dog named Turpie and one night the Hobyahs came and said, 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off his tail.' So in the morning the old man cut off little dog Turpie's tail.










The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off one of his legs.' So in the morning the old man cut off one of little dog Turpie's legs.












The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs.' So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie's legs.












The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs.' So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie's legs.












The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs.' So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie's legs.












The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, 'Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off little dog Turpie's head.' So in the morning the old man cut off little dog Turpie' s head.












The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said 'Hobyah! Hobyah! Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!' And when the Hobyahs found that little do Turpie's head was off they tore down hempstalks, ate up the woman, and carried the a bag.













And when the Hobyahs came to their home they hung up the bag with the little girl in it, and every Hobyah knocked on the top of the bag and said, 'Look me! look me!' And then they went to sleep until the next night, for the Hobyahs slept in the daytime.

















The little girl cried a great deal, and a man with a big dog came that way and heard her crying. When he asked her how she came there and she told him, he put the dog in the bag and took the little girl to his home.

















The next night the Hobyahs took down the bag and knocked at the top of it, and said 'Look me, look me!' and when they opened the bag the big dog jumped out and ate them all up; so there are no Hobyahs now.

September 1, 2008 - Monday I should not find this funny but...

September 1, 2008 - Monday

I should not find this funny but...
from theonion.com
Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
August 31, 2008 | Issue 44•35

SEATTLE—Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling "pretty nervous" for the first day of school.

"I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me," said Dengal, who spent the summer reading comic books, watching early morning cartoons, and hanging around the entrance of a local swimming pool. "It'd be nice to have someone to play with during recess."

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In preparation for Tuesday's start to the school year, Dengal picked out his favorite Batman shirt, Yankees baseball cap, and knee-length trench coat to wear. The 37-year-old then carefully packed a blue knapsack with two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and some toys.

A change of shorts was also added to the knapsack.

"Maybe someone will see me in the morning and come up and say hello," said Dengal, who claimed that he's always a bit shy at first. "And maybe if we both like the same kind of stuff, and he has dark-brown hair, we could be friends."

After finishing his dinner and practicing a few funny jokes in front of the mirror, Dengal reportedly got ready for bed around 9 p.m. Though he tried to fall right asleep, the twice-convicted pedophile said he began to get "all excited" just thinking about school.

"I bet there's going to be a big playground, and a jungle gym, and some really tall bushes that go all the way around everything," Dengal said while tossing and turning in anticipation. "Yeah, I shouldn't be nervous. I'm going to really like this new school."

The middle-aged man went on to tell himself that it's perfectly natural to feel a little nervous on the first day of class, and that there would probably be lots of kids also feeling scared that morning. According to Dengal, he plans to just be himself, learn the names of as many children as he can, and avoid getting into trouble with any of the teachers at Hampstead Elementary.

"After I get to know some of the kids, I could ask them if they like video games, and if they say yes, I could invite them over after school to play my Nintendo Wii," Dengal said. "And then later that week we could have a sleepover, and we could all watch scary movies, and try out the new camera I just got, and eat pizza until we pass out."

Added Dengal, "We could make it a secret club that no one ever has to know about."

Despite "really looking forward" to the first day of school, Dengal said he hasn't always had an easy time making new friends. The sexual predator claimed that he's been repeatedly ignored in the past, told several times to "go away" and "stop talking to us," and once had a group of third-graders call him hurtful names.

In addition, Dengal said the fact that he's always moving around from town to town hasn't helped when it comes to keeping friendships.

"It seems like every time I meet a kid I really like, something bad happens, and I suddenly have to change schools," Dengal said. "That's what happened with my friend Joshua. I still talk to him online sometimes, but it's not the same."

While Dengal said he hopes his luck will finally change this year, the registered sex offender admitted that there was one thing that still worried him.

"There better not be too many girls at school this year," Dengal said. "Last year there was, like, a hundred of them, and they were all so stupid and gross."

"Yuck," Dengal added. "Girls!"
Currently listening:
Ella Fitzgerald Sings The Cole Porter Songbook
By Ella Fitzgerald
Release date: 1997-06-24

August 31, 2008 - Sunday professor layton

August 31, 2008 - Sunday

professor layton
i just got this game thursday & love it. have already beat it but thats cos i am really good. there are challenging puzzles and the storyline is interesting.
Currently playing:
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Release date: 2008-02-10

August 31, 2008 - Sunday what are amish folk doing at circuit city?

August 31, 2008 - Sunday

what are amish folk doing at circuit city?
jay and i went to circuit city today & some Amish people were there previously. i was confused as to what the purpose of their visit was as per THEY HAVE NO BLOODY ELECTRICITY! what would they buy and how would they use it? this is a bit of a puzzler.
Currently watching:
Wristcutters - A Love Story
Release date: 2008-03-25

August 26, 2008 - Tuesday Big Love

August 26, 2008 - Tuesday

Big Love
those freaking mormons are wacky. i know it is hbo fiction, but i feel creepy watching pretty in pink, party monster & anything else those actors are in now.
Currently watching:
Big Love - The Complete First Season
Release date: 2006-10-17

August 26, 2008 - Tuesday feeling called love....

August 26, 2008 - Tuesday

feeling called love....
Current mood: amused
Two bands and obviously one has ripped the other off. ever since i heard this album along ago i wanted to understand what jarvis thought he was doing. even as a homage it is a bit obvious that the atmosphere has been copied. putting periods between the letters of the title does not make it a new song.

This is pulp

The room is cold,
And has been like this for several months.
If I close my eyes,
I can visualise everything in it,
Right down, right down to the broken handle on the third drawer down
Of the dressing table.
And the world outside this room,
Has also assumed a familiar shape,
The same events shuffeled in a slightly different order each day.
Just like a modern shopping centre.

And it's so cold - yeah it's so cold.
It's so cold yeah, it's so cold.
What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here, why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans no.
It's something I don't understand oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
Oh what is this thing that is happening to me.

And as I'm standing across this room,
I feel as if my whole life has been leading to this one moment.
And as I touch your shoulder tonight,
This room has become the centre of the entire universe.
So what do I do? I've got a slightly sick feeling in my stomach,
Like I'm standing on top of a very high building, oh yeah.
All the stuff they tell you about in the movies,
But this isn't chocolate boxes and roses.
It's dirtier than that,
Like some small animal that only comes out at night.
And I see flashes of the shape of your breasts,
And the curve of your belly,
And I may have to sit down and catch my breath.

Oh. What is this feeling called love.
Why me, why you, why here.
And why now.
It doesn't make no sense no.
It's not convenient no.
It doesn't fit my plans,
But I got that taste in my mouth again oh.
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.
What is this thing that is happening to me.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

This is the wire song, from 1977 i think.

Feeling Called Love lyrics
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy thing I can't explain anyhow?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this crazy scene I can't work out anyhow?
Maybe I should try it now
Or maybe I should be shy of it now
'Cause there's nothing you know that can explain it
And there's nothing you know that's worth the pain of it
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I can't work out no how?
What is this feeling called love?
What is this thing I don't understand no how?
Gimme love

ok so not the same song, but you get the point. grrr & bands make a fuss about filesharing, but they always steal other groups songs!!
Currently listening:
Different Class
By Pulp
Release date: 1996-02-27


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